Top 5 Signs That Your Girlfriend May Be Breaking Up With You

1. The henna anklet you made for her at camp is now a cat toy.
2. She looks gives her little brother "the look" whenever he talks about the new guy down the street.
   
3. She claims a virus ate all your facebook pictures.
4. "Hey, why isn't my number on speed dial?"
   
5. She's starting to water he plants every Friday night.